every time i see the word peonies without context

theshitpostcalligrapher:

victorian-sexstache:

navajolovesdestiel:

spacemancharisma:

chaoticharbinger:

I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS

BUT I KNOW A

BITCH

WHEN I SEE ONE

This is a marigold:

This is a peony:

And this is a bitch

our-queer-experience:

yeah you think trans bodies are great but are you normal about intersex bodies?

(via adeadphish)

cb1296:

animentality:

Reminds me of this lol

(via ifeelbetterer)

gothiccharmschool:

teaboot:

beowulf22121:

queerce:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

derinthemadscientist:

wetorturedsomefolks:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

humans don’t have enough ornamentation. where’s the plumage, the antlers

i could go for a good vibrant throat sac i could display as i sing in the mating season

Humans have some of the most extreme hair variation over their bodies in the animal kingdom, with hair on some parts of our body a few millimetres long and fine enough to be almost invisible, and hair in other parts a good metre long if not artificially trimmed. Part of the inside of our mouths are turned out to make our lips bright red, we have comically oversized breasts and lack penis bones to make erections more indicative of impressive circulation, and have some of the most complex behavioural adaptations to self-ornamentation for courtship seen in anything that doesn’t spend half its life collecting blue bottle caps. How much ornamentation do you want?

I’d like antlers, as previously stated

I want bioluminescence

Sonar

Flared webbing would be nice

Fangs. Maybe wings, too, but DEFINITELY fangs.

(via somecunttookmyurl)

ao3commentoftheday:

ALT

these percentages are optimistic and may not reflect reality

(via kristsune)

jathis:

byteofsoup:

@repurposedmeatlocker

sheepstiel:

u guys know sexuality gender and the way u feel attraction can change right. u know you can put labels on and off right. nothing is solid swim a little if you like etc

(via mithrilbookofmystery)

kaijufluffs:

lesbiacebian:

I want this on the fucking record I LOVE reading tags on my art, on my thoughts, on my shitposts. I WANNA KNOW IF WHAT I DID AFFECTED YOU. Or made you laugh, or cringe, or go ‘awww’ or even go 'huh????’

Reading the tags is almost as intoxicating as getting replies.

teaboot:

Someday I’m going to replace my bed with two couches stapled front-to-front and filled with pillows like a gigantic bird’s nest. I believe that this will fix me

(via jathis)

teathattast:

teathattast:

teathattast:

💯🙏💛🟨👍

Worst part about this is I’ve only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn’t who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

(via somecunttookmyurl)

icytwaine:

After Bakura’s Shadow Game; Two Yugis have Breakfast!

I wish Season 0 continued so we could see how Yugi and Yami figured out how to interact with one another (°ｏ°)

(via kintatsujo)

only-tiktoks:

(via shorter-than-her-tbr-pile)

oarfjsh:

SHARK SCRUNGLE!!!

(via mithrilbookofmystery)

medianox-astrum:

enraged-chihuahua:

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

(via babyprime)